Santa: This weight of mine is really strange. Banta: What's with it? Santa: Every time I lose it, it finds me again.
एक छोरा एक छोरी को प्रपोज करते हुए: I LOVE YOU . . छोरी : तमीज से बात करो . . छोरा : ओम मंगलम भगवान विष्णु मंगलमगरुड ध्वज्: मंगलम पुण्डरिकाक्षाय With Due respect Beg To say That “I Love You” देवी जी, offer ग्रहण करें , स्वाहा ! और तब तक गाल पर चटाक। छोरा गाल सहलाते हुए ये क्या है?? छोरी :पूर्णाहुति के बाद नारियल फूटा है |
Preeto: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Banta: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous. Preeto: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Banta: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car? Preeto: In the pool.
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